February 2011
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Jashua Brown has a new career
I did it all for myself but could not see the coming of a new dawn from the hill-side of the blue Donut Kingdom. This negatively affected my histeria about being raped by a dog and the worst past is that I do not even know his name.
December 2010
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The new Kaiser is a British man called Jelly...
Flushing it from left to the right corner is an essential rule according to the oldest man in this new town down-below the corner of your mother. Maybe, that is the reason it rains every Saturday at three o’clock and sometimes before 6th of January just before the fşrst Sunday of the newest year. I already told the investigating mushrooms to deal with this parabolic question but they...
October 2010
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Politically correct but illiterate Pumpkings
No one knew that it was the day when no one was aware of the fact that the Universal Declaration of Human Structuralism was banned the nigh before purple Christmas trees. That can and should be considered as an indicator of the strong need for better calenders, deliberative democracy and fourteen medium-size negro people.
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Columns, victories and the expensive coffee tree
Admiral Nelson was the greatest man in the whole universe of Denmark but no one knew that he was suffering from malaria, the antipathetic thesis of some gentlemen down the eagling falcon. He had some dreams that he had dreamed long before he passed away like a miserable racist pigeon. “Tell me how you feel little mama?” said the admiral, long before he passed away like a melon marble.
August 2010
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This is the day that I had a half dream and bacon...
Expectations are long gone before I was here. That’s why I am a blue lagoon in the 6th Street.
July 2010
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Damn Right Mamma Said
If you are a cowboy, then you must be blue. At least there must be something blue that you like. It can be the rainy Sunday or the evening after the torture gang. Difficult to know, you gotta decide by your own. Hesitated or what? Never hesitate my friend, never do it because there will be no blood after I am finished with the old operating systems.
That is not a Letter
Dear Mom,
First of all, I would like you to know that I am no longer too ugly to be an accredited prostitute. That was the good part of the story, though. For the second, sad part of the story, I will lead the way before you enter the machinery monastery. Please do not be sorry for that because you still know (if you did not forget what I had made you eat before the sixth Jamaican) that I am the...
June 2010
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Early I âm As You Go
Meaninglessness is quite difficult to find nowadays since no enthusiastic flames are produced under the label of Grand Duke of Flamendia. Only the imitations made in the famous colony of Vanished Mood Tyronus, Centurion-6 but these are only cheap imitations that can only satisfy the lower classes of the outer galactic systems.
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Wolfensteining the Ambassador
Yes Mister President, you may be right when it is Thursday despite it is the day that some masculine feternities are fluctuated in order to fit the R squared diagrams. However, Mister President, today is not that day but tomorrow after yesterday; so that it should be the day that you worked so hard that no testicles were burned and some prehistoric entities were smashed down like autistic policy...
May 2010
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I want to be Mr Marcus, the accountant
Nobody teaches these systematic failures not to contain particular specifications of metamorphosis. It was the last year when I finally ended up to the shaking system engineer who did not torture me at all. What he intended to do was giving me some periodic idiograms in my humbling operator.
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Public Transport
Cuteness has never been a capable part of the immune system since it does not have any moral values but only some irrelevant pubic traditions. Anthropological examination is required when the subject becomes intangible like an iconic horse. Do not forget these two rules, and you’ll be fine at the last supper.
January 2010
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Maybe I Was Late
Sounds like a brilliant idea, doesn’t it? Who wouldn’t love to be the swimmer in
Chicago? I don’t. Don’t tell me that planes are safe! I âm not in charge; and that makes them dangerous like jumping babies.
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Greetings From an old Fashioned Lovely Lady!
There are some few days that I like. Some are even better than I have dreamed of. Some are serious like elephants. And there are some that I do not want to talk about but puke on them. Take all these into consideration when measuring the quality of your life; otherwise pink becomes green and green becomes a squirrel.
December 2009
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Human People
Pro-verbs are no longer allowed to be associated with structural inhabitants. This is a solid order from the stone-hacked stumbolines and she could not find a valid excuse for a denial of rights failure.
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Squeezing Your Softness
Since yesternoon it is very purple and I don’t like the feeling very well. Nothing, nothing at all… It was not her that hurt her like a snapple during the few brown days. Everyone knew that it was him who hurt her neck while snappling through the past weeklings.
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Pretty Woman
I like you like the stars and in the stars during the mornings when they are blueish.
Blame Me Not
This is a new continent that can fly like a b-type anti-artillery rabbit. Let us name it; let it be the Falcon Brabbit.
Lovely George
You are so lovely like a medium size tree but do not forget that there is no pink machinery in the whole book that does not have an incest relationship with his half-ass boss.
November 2009
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Plurf
Sexual prohibition and nonsense animals are the two secret weapons for the urban life forms in Sri Lanka. Some like heavens while some hate sucking balls. Not easy to understand, not easy to digest…
October 2009
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Post-Cold War Era
Stop playing with my mass until no lovely Canadian tells you to get bored like cute puppies. A few more years have to pass for us to be considered as successful ninjas.
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Flight Details
You couldn’t be more serious than you are. Try not to be a jerk for a second and call me back when you are out of neurotic sugar!
September 2009
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One Eyed Blue Berry
They are the customized artificials of my entire trousers. But this should not mean that they are in love with me. The truth is that my love is only for the strong; the ones that are strong enough to puke on the dance floor as hard as they can. The speed, here, is not a measure of quality but depth. You should also note that in case there is no poetry left.
August 2009
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Unsatisfactory Illicit Drug Consumption
You must die since you are the youngest. No vision, no preferences and no future exist for you in the jungle of prental protection. Turn back, run fast.
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Planet Zoo
I am a blow-joking owl,
Flying under the sun-set.
Free from all fears.
Slap me hard,
Bless us all and slap me hard!
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How to Swollow an Enterprise for Three Days
No matter how hard you try not to be a shamless pube-licker, faith is fatih and it will catch ya mind-blowing faster than light experience. FLY! Fly away, my little mutiny. Never say “Hi”, never say “Progress”. End of line.
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Prosedures and Lovely Pedestrian
The Forest Act of nineteeneightytwo was related to the propaganda number seven out of heaven. My specific tighs were fasinated under this preassure as far as I can remember while I eat my own pubes. Lgeal dinemtions are always underestimated and I really do not wat to hear about the problematic existance of baby pubes. None may seem relevant but one shoul not ignore the links that are unrelated to...
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Accounting
Am I the flashing condom or is it you who snores like an idiot? Shame on you the pitty master! Shame on you like an addict! Leave me behind, swallow me slowly… All you can do is to dig an asshole that belongs to no one.
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Not the You
Not the you. Not the me. / Not the Taylor. Not the Rain. / The facial. The stimuli. / The poo way, or the pee wave. / The bottom. The upper end. / The backup. The best. /
Love ‘em all. But not the you.
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Happy Ending
A bride, a groom and a clown… Serious shit and the pleasure cave. This is the end that I have persued, this is the beginning all the clowns have dreamed for.
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Preassure Limit
Why do not you think that I shall be replaced in the studio? Is it the core or the semen that flies like an asteroid? Two questions and a personal agency… Too much hate for such transparent horse power!
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Rule Number One and Two and Three
One. Karma is not a police but an ongoing debate on the Iraqi conflict of the post-modern world.
Two. The future tenses of your cat will not be improved unless you dryclean the budget plan.
Three. Penis sizes through the air-noble families due to the fact that semicolons are not allowed in fabl writing classes of the Public States of Tantric Sex Tapes.
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Pathetic Random Guy
She said “I would rather not complain about the views of a little pumpking”. And I was like “Oh my dear Jesus. She must have gone seriously wild to be humaliated like that”. And then, she cried to the Earth that none was profitable enough to gag. That’s life, it’s blue.
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Poetry in Process
The dogma you are eating is the sun in my bloobyness. Perfectionist impressions could use the ‘ness’ a victory flawless, but the sun and the flew went to a sprectrumsized process. Went thee throughout the feather. However, it was the density that threw affiliations forever. “Pity, mein freud!” said the holly father.
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Constant Lover
Then it sarted to rain in the winter till it sucks. I have forgotten how beautiful the life was and I did not know where I was going. Think again, I said to myself. Think about what you are doing. Six people have died because of you. And still… You still want to be masslicked.
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Comedian Ethics
Pleasure slaves should be allowed in the zone, especially if they know what they hated the most when they were ridiculously old. This can be the reason that I am very happy at the end since I could not manage to control my feeding periods until a new entrant successfully uses the belly button of my simbling. Pathetic it is, but who can doubt the managerial success of such shameless strawberries?...
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Simple Mind
Complex systems create the pathalogic extremes of mixtural philantropies. This serious fact is the key element of the ape planet that ruled the universe for more than ten thousand yearlings. It should be noted that the fact mentioned above is the sarcastic universal code of happines which is defined in the book of spinal cortex and the manifestation of sustainable galaxies by Damien G. What should...
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No Shameless, No!
You cannot define me through the savage theatres of the future! It is as hard as you cannot enjoy and as fast as the shame you have earned last day in the shadow ruining performance. Vicotoria’s pleasure plate was eaten that day. The worst is that you did nothing but searched for the ‘perfect’ infrastructure that you have always persued. It was not her day, but still who was...
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Tiger
It is not possible to underestimate the essence of the chromosomic features of the fyling daggers but instead it is a must for the ones who do not claim to the best managers of non profits to assume that there is an essential core in the very center of the pragmatic structural dimentions of ethical constraints. Due to the megathorical rhetorics of the present pharmatics, it is the true polygomal...
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Snapshot Love
Since the earlydays of the human universe, the structure of the parameters were high in the sense that noone could ever imagined such a tribute. It was then when the highlander costumes felt apart until the airlovers puked on the dance floor. “Such a shame” they said to the dance floor but she passed away not in fear but in the calender of sophisticated forms of malaria.